I think I finally figured out why Democrats won the 2006 elections. A bunch of mentally deficient people must have voted. Don't believe me? In Florida, someone "accidentally" mailed in their absentee ballot with the rare 1918 inverted Jenny stamp worth over $50,000. John Rodstrom, Broward County Commissioner, says that he doubts that it would ever be handed over to someone claiming to have mailed it by mistake. "It would be hard to prove, I guess you would have to say it was a person who had Alzheimer's," he said. So, the stamp, along with the ballot, is now the property of the State of Florida.

Well...it won't be the first thing of value taken by governmental officials now that the Democrats are back in control. Most of your paycheck is next.